KATASTORPHIKA THE OWL

packin' boxes and dirty sheets......

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:26:33 GMT

NEW HOUSE

YEA!

--- does a happy dance ---

anyone who would like to help us shift should refer animaltim's latest journal entry. Everyones help will be be much appreciated. And drinks at the palace when it's all done. Excellent!

ciao

Have you?

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:43:58 GMT

Have YOU heard the GOSSIP?!

ALL YOU AUCKLAND PEOPLE

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:41:52 GMT

You may not be able to make the show... but, you can tell your Wellington friends about it and.... COME TO THE GALA NIGHT!

'Rub My Belly For Good Luck!' Presents

a gala night to raise funds for

MY COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH LAURIE ANDERSON

(traveling to the Wellington Fringe Festival 07, 2nd - 4th March)

Excerpts from the show will be performed.

When: Feb 22, at 7.30pm
Where: Alleluya's, St Kevin's Arcade, K.Road
Cost: $3 Koha, but feel free to give more!

This is a great fun place. It is licensed so you can enjoy a drink and dinner or a snack, while being entertained. It will be a fun time for all. So come along and make it better!

'Brains in aquariums, resin sheep, heated phone conversations with an American idiot – a solo musical comedy that’s sharp as a knife; hard as a diamond…

Created and performed by Charlotte Everett, directed by patrick graham, My Complicated Relationship with Laurie Anderson is a cabaret-style drama about what can happen when a fan decides to do a tribute show – is Charly really an obsessed fan? You decide!'

www.myspace.com/rubmybellyforgoodlucktheatre

ALL YOU WELLINGTON PEOPLE

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:33:14 GMT

This thing I am going to the Fringe with, well, you should all come!

MY COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH LAURIE ANDERSON

WHO: Rub my Belly for Good Luck!
WHAT: My Complicated Relationship with Laurie Anderson
WHEN: 2nd - 4th March. 7pm Friday, 4pm and 7pm Saturday, 2pm Sunday.
WHERE: Bluenote Bar 191-195 Cuba Street Wellington

Brains in aquariums, resin sheep, heated phone conversations with an American idiot – a solo musical comedy that’s sharp as a knife; hard as a diamond…

Something truly unusual and NOT to be missed! Book your tickets now to see the world premiere of a show that really is in a league of its own.

Created and performed by Charlotte Everett, directed by patrick graham, My Complicated Relationship with Laurie Anderson is a cabaret-style drama about what can happen when a fan decides to do a tribute show – is Charly really an obsessed fan? You decide!

Everett takes her audience on a roller-coaster journey through cult performance artist Laurie Anderson’s work, as well as her own – all with the help and guidance of Gareth, her aquarium-dwelling brain…

Featuring new live music composed by Robbie Ellis, Charly sings, dances and story-tells her way through Saddam Hussein’s hanging, controversial Vice Chancellor Stuart McCutcheon (ex Victoria) putting live lambs into the freezer, and even Buddhist philosophy.

TICKETS: Tickets: $12 full, $10 concession, $8 Fringe Addict

TO BOOK: phone (04) 801 5007



It will be great!

check out www.myspace.com/rubmybellyforgoodluck_theatre

DeaTH

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:37:32 GMT

Much to my distress, my phone died yesterday. BAD PHONE. It got a smack for it's efforts.

I only ever treated it with love, and it has completley carked it.

Adding to my distress I have lost everyones numbers.

If you could please text them to me I would be immensely appreciative. I should have a working phone again tomorrow. Same number.

To top it off the neighbors are playing 'My Heart Will Go On' or some crap. Sorry if you like it.

Extreme Ironing and the new year

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:16:30 GMT

Well, I have survived into the new year. Happy new year everybody!!

But hey, check out this site, http://www.extremeironing.com/index.php.. the galleries are a laugh.

rar

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:46:24 GMT

Well people, I am trapped in Tims lab for goodness knows how long and writing down the odd number here and there. I have only this to say....... .....the tedium the tedium, the tedium, the tedium, the tedium, the tedium, the tedium, the tedium, the tedium.....

I went to the horses this morning and refrained from being a loser. Good. I am no poorer and slightly richer for the free lunch. Possibly also slightly fatter though.

ADVICE

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:55:17 GMT

SOME ADVICE.

If a well meaning naturopath - or similar, offers you "lovely lovely herbs" to take Run away and HIDE, they are the foulest most REVOLTING things ever.

Shoes.

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:11:50 GMT

Well

The hole from which my tooth was inhabiting is slowly shrinking and the ulcer of doom has also gone. YAY, I did not enjoy being in agony evey time I ate or swallowed.

I am filled with a sense of happiness whenever I see properly red strawberries (even more so when I eat them). Summer is coming... mmmm. I am a lizard.

the PAIN

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:10:30 GMT

Ow. Ulcer.

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:42:29 GMT

They gave me date rape drugs AND THEN TOOK MY TOOTH.

hmmmn I wonder if the toothfairy is any richer nowadays

Fwuzzuhah|!!-_

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:30:35 GMT

We had a blowfly glue itself to the inside of a sticky glass. Silly fly.

I slept in till after midday. Yay for me.